"They try to be in the fucking kangaroo family. They weak as hell, talking bout they got a pouch a kangaroo so they their cousins and shit. Kangaroo's have some big ass legs and whot do a koala got? Some little ass legs, they tails is little and weak as fuck kangaroo's got a big ass long tail that can kill a fucking koala."



One of the rorbert's many natural predators

It's Styg (apparently Dacentrurus has found better things to do with her time, like study. loser), but you can address me by my new title:

DEPUTY CAMPAIGN MANAGER

OF RORBERT'S BID FOR THE PRESIDENCY



The 'October Surprise' is when someone finds out his birth certificate lists his place of birth as 'Melbourne'

It's me, Stygimoloch. Unfortunately Dacentrurus and I are both laid up with some sort of mutant flu that can cross the Atlantic Ocean (possibly in the form of the eight or nine viruses that are currently chomping their way through Dacentrurus's computer), and owing to the haze of cold medications I now see my days through, I can't for the life of me remember why I made this. But it probably had something to do with what we decided is the Rorflu (Rhinovirus rorbertus). Anyway, I now present to you, THE ULTIMATE HURT/COMFORT FIC in photoshop form:



In case you were wondering, the thermometer's gradiations are "butthurt", "being dumped", "terminal cancer", "seeing [female character that interrupt's male characters getting-it-on] nude", and "RAEP"

[22:33] Stygimoloch: camrawn and chase seems like a really awkwardly bad couple to me



They could be more compatible

[22:29] Dacentrurus: also, i am the hugest house/cameron shipper now wtf ._.
[22:30] Dacentrurus: they're not a good couple at all but I JUST WANT CAMRAWN TO STOP BEING SAD ;____;




Look at that, it is like Christmas to her

20:06] Stygimoloch: I kind of wonder how they sold the part of foreman to omar epps.
[20:07] Stygimoloch: "so what am I going to do?"
 "well, you'll be a doctor."
 "oh cool! what kind of doctor?"
 "...angry..."




Sealab lives on in our hearts

[18:33] Stygimoloch: I wonder if cameron goes home and cries sometimes :<
[18:33] Dacentrurus: cameron goes home and cries into her life-sized house pillow
[18:33] Dacentrurus: while naked
[18:34] Stygimoloch: errrgh.




That is the face that Cameron makes every time she and House interact



As if House wasn't money enough



Wilson sometimes makes the face as well

[04:18] *** Stygimoloch is trying to send you "housecurrydick.jpg"

I'd like to post the image, but - what if a baby reads this blog someday

[04:14] Dacentrurus: "Oy vey," was all James said as he rested his head on House's chest.
[04:14] Dacentrurus: good lord.
[04:17] Stygimoloch: ..............
[04:17] Stygimoloch: HE DOES NOT SAY THAT
[04:17] Stygimoloch: WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN NEXT IS HE GOING TO EMIGRATE TO ISRAEL TO OPEN A DELI OR WHAT
[04:18] Dacentrurus: mazel tov, wilson, on the opening of your new cancer deli.



No it's cool guys, I'm Jewish

[22:25] Dacentrurus: Chase turns around when they're all on the landing, pressing House against the stairway wall and pulling his head down so he can capture his lips in a rough kiss while his tongue roughly invades House's mouth, searching to see if the older man still has his tonsils. Yep, there they are.
[22:25] Dacentrurus: that last sentence is like the icing
[22:25] Dacentrurus: on the cake made of terrifying clowns.
[22:26] Stygimoloch: "does house still have his tonsils? at his age, they might be giving him some trouble. I should check for him. mlaaghghhhhrr"
[22:28] Dacentrurus: The prostate exam he'd had before entering the country never felt like that!!!
[22:28] Stygimoloch: .................................
[22:28] Stygimoloch: LEAVING NOW, NIGHTMARES READY

Believe me, it got worse (but I like that there were verb tenses)